even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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