Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
