Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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