I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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