It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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