first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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