do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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