so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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