Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
