No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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