its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
