did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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