8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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