Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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