People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
They took my balls.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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