i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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