Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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