I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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