I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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