There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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