Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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