he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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