you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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