So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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