i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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