PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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