Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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