some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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