Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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