Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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