aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Randomize
