did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
