After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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