is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
