Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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