I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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