I wanna passion pit in your ass
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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