woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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