69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It's like God shit irony all over that family
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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