I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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