Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Randomize
