Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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