Are we in a gay sports bar?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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