i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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