Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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