so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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