I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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