How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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