found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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