bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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