What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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