So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
third nipple confirmed
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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