You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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