So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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