new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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