Nicole vs. Life
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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