My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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