Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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