I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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