dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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